Why didn't Jesus have wheels?

The Jesus Action Figure™ has wheels for "smooth gliding action." Why didn't Jesus have wheels? Wouldn't it have made gliding easier?

I think he could've used a cupholder armrest, too....and some bigger tailfins....

Was Jesus created by the Romans to control the population?

I watched a movie titled "Zeitgeist" that presented evidence that Jesus is the latest religious figure that died and rose after three days. It presents the case that most of the Bible is really about pagan astrology. The Romans figured that a monotheistic religion consolidated power, and preyed on the fear that the public has about dying. Has anyone watched this free documentary and can present evidence that Jesus was a real person and not a scam that ignorant people blindly follow because they can't accept science? IS Jesus fake?

The Zeitgeist has been around since the 1769s its a considered a romantic philosophy that was thought up by Johann Gottfired Herder and other German Romantics such as Cornelius Jagdmann, but is best known in relation to Hegel's philosophy of history.
Herder introduced the word Zeitgeist into German as a translation of genius seculi (Latin: genius - "guardian spirit" and saeculi - "of the century").
Basically he thought once a culture contributes its share to world history it can no longer play a role in the process of world history. The submersion in the total process prevents a people's cultural rebirth, because it has exhausted its creativity in the historical growth of its guiding spirit. It is for this reason that one of Hegel's disciples, Michelet, considered the idea of a renaissance of the Jewish people as philosophically impossible.
It's considered post-modern and kind of ridiculous but that is what happens when you hang around coffee shops and beer halls too long.. philosophy

What are your favorite movies with a religious/christian theme or a totally spiritual movie?

Or, you can choose from the list below. The following is a sample to help you think of some of your own favorites:
1. Signs
2. Clash of the Titans
3. The Butcher Boy
4. The Mission
5. Life of Brian
6. Grave of the Fireflies
7. Jesus of Montreal
8. Meaning of Life
9. Spitfire Grill
10. Last Temptation of Christ
11. The Little Buddha
12. The 7th Seal
13. Contact
14. Leap of Faith
15. The Apostle
The Left Behind series was a little dumb in one respect. When a person leaves the body to go to heaven, that person immediately leaves, body & all! The person doesn't fold their clothes up neatly or leave them looking like they were neatly stretched out forming a body. Another thing, the body is suppose to be left behind also, where are the bodies?

1. The Lord of the Rings trilogy
2. The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, Witch, and the Wardobe
3. A Walk to Remember
4. The Star Wars Movies
5. Raiders of the Lost Ark and others...
6. The Nativity
7. The Ten Commandments
8. The Robe
9. Evan Almighty (that was hilarious)
10. Dune and Children of Dune
11. Pride and Prejudice, and Sense and Sensibility
12. Phenomenon
13. The Passion of Christ

I know I have a zillion more... but, these are the ones that popped into my head immediately.

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How is Jesus birthday, but not gods Christmas?

I thought they were the same.

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Open to anyone who has watched this video on you tube. Did the guy playing Jesus get hit by the bus?

Or is this photoshop? I am just curious. Its called I will survive. It is funny, but Im old and I dont want to beleive someone really got killed makeing a spoof.

Yes he was hit by a bus. He was mocking Jesus and got killed by a literal bus.

That's what happens when someone mocks the King of kings!

Why do so many waste their lives fighting something they don't even believe in?

I have a friend that believes in UFO's, truth be told I could care less.

Good point my friend.... Evidently theres more to atheism and satanism than meets the eye. It's another spirit that guides them, they and many more other beliefs have that in common.

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Question about Jesus?

Is it true that Jesus wasn't really crucified to save us from our sins, but instead to inspire the Village People to perform their well-known "YMCA"? I think so.

Rude...but I gotta admit, I laughed.

did Ted Haggard follow this bible verse Acts 20:35?

"to remember the words of the Lord Jesus, how he said, 'It is more blessed to give than to receive."

I wonder if your life could stand up to the microscopic scrutiny that Ted Haggard's has....

What are some good movies about Jesus?

Well, I want some informational movies. I don't really know to much about religion as my family never educated me with it. But I do have faith and believe in God and Jesus. And I am going to start reading the bible, but I was just wondering if you guys know of any good movie about Jesus and what he went through that I could watch online.
Thanks.

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Google Tech Talk August 3, 2010 ABSTRACT Presented by Brother Guy Consolmagno SJ How does religion work in a culture shaped by science and technology? How do scientists and engineers practice their religions? How in particular does a Jesuitbrother, and an MIT graduate with a PhD in planetary science, make sense of his Catholicism? God's Mechanics examines the personal religious life and theology of scientists and engineers — "Techies" — based on conversations with nearly a hundred techies in Silicon Valley (interviewed during the spring of 2007 during a six-week stay at Santa Clara University) and a first-person confession from a Jesuit scientist and astronomer at the Vatican Observatory. Brother Guy Consolmagno SJ was born in Detroit, Michigan. He earned undergraduate and masters' degrees from MIT, and a Ph. D. in Planetary Science from the University of Arizona, was a researcher at Harvard and MIT, served in the US Peace Corps (Kenya), and taught university physics at Lafayette College, Pennsylvania, before entering the Jesuits in 1989. At the Vatican Observatory since 1993, his research explores connections between meteorites, asteroids, and the evolution of small solar system bodies. He observes asteroids, moons, and Kuiper Belt comets with the Vatican's 1.8 meter telescope in Arizona, and curates the Vatican meteorite collection in Castel Gandolfo. Along with more than 100 scientific publications, he is the author of a number of popular books including Turn Left at ...

Is Jesus returning "as a thief in the night" because He's in the habit of stealing ideas from philosophers?

One example of many --

Do not be deceived those who mock God will reap what they sow

Do not cast lies against Jesus. You prove by your lies that your father is the devil.

Are these Miracles of jesus in Quran are mentioned in bible too?

109) When God said, "Jesus, son of Mary, recall My favors to you and your mother. (Recall) how I supported you by the holy spirit, made you speak to people from your cradle and when you grew up, taught you the Book, gave you wisdom, the Torah, and the Gospel. (Recall) when, by My will, you made a sculpture of a bird out of clay, blew into it, and it turned into a real bird by My Will. (Recall) how, by My will, you healed the deaf, the lepers, and raised the dead. (Recall) when you came to the Israelites in the house with clear miracles and I saved you from their mischief, even though the disbelievers among them said, "This is obviously magic

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