Monday, March 7th, 2011 at
3:15 pm
Xians...do you believe in the Loch Ness Monster?
There is more proof that the Loch Ness Monster exists/has existed than Jesus. There are pictures and eyewitness accounts. Why don't you believe in the Loch Ness Monster?
Easy. Because it's stupid. Why would you believe in a solitary aquatic dinosaur that lives in a Scottish loch?
Then why do you believe in someone who turns water into wine, walks on water, and heals people with the touch of his hand?
Easy. Because, according to this 2000 year old book, there are CONSEQUENCES if you don't believe in this crazy fairy tale man.
There are NO CONSEQUENCES if you don't believe in Nessie.
(Also, before I get flamed, there are no eyewitness accounts of Jesus. Each book was written at least 35 years after the actually story would have taken place. That's like a present-day 16 year old writing an eyewitness account of the '69 Woodstock Festival.)
Hmmm first off, these are the opening words of the Gospel of Luke:
Luke 1:1-4
Many have undertaken to draw up an account of the things that have been fulfilled among us, just as they were handed down to us by those who from the first were eyewitnesses and servants of the word. Therefore, since I myself have carefully investigated everything from the beginning, it seemed good also to me to write an orderly account for you, most excellent Theophilus, so that you may know the certainty of the things you have been taught.
Now let me ask you a question about your news that you read. Does every journalist eyewitness exactly what they are reporting on? No! How do they find out what happened? They ask people what happened. If there was a car accident or other terrible disaster and asked 5 different witnesses what happened, you would get 5 different stories, and each witness would probably emphasize a different aspect of the event. That is normal, that is humans for you, we don't always see things in exactly the same way. But here's the thing, there would be a minimum set of facts which you can get from their stories to begin to produce something of an account of the events.